WEIRD WEDNESDAY

I don't like clowns.

I find them scary and misleading. I mean who trusts someone who acts all happy and cheery and have frowns and tears painted on their faces?


While other children thought clowns were great, I wanted to run and hide.


FEAR OF CLOWNS


I don't like Bozo, Ronald McDonald or the Burger King. No matter how happy and cheerful they are supposed to be, to me, they look like this.


CLOWN ART


10 REASONS TO HATE CLOWNS
By Rebecca Said
Published Aug 05, 2007
http://www.associatedcontent.com/user/93304/rebecca_said.html


1. Because everyone knows that all clowns are evil

2. They have big goofy feet

3. They wear too much make-up

4. They have razor teeth and give you nightmares

5. They will try to steal your soul

6. They drink too much and sleep in the gutter

7. They have an evil grin and try to scare little children

8. If you fall asleep, they will eat you

9. They can read your mind

10. Clowns hang out with mimes


There at least two of us who don't like clowns. Anyone else?